Total Medals Earned: 298 (From 65 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,365 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/135 points)
Make it past Stage 1.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Defeat the Boss!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (175/225 points)
Rescue NeNe.
Beat the game!
Rescue Darnell.
???
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/200 points)
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Medals Earned: 17/30 (95/270 points)
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Kill 1 Soldier
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Catch a flag in the air
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Score a Triple Kill
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Complete 50% of the missions
Unlock the Dart Gun
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 6/12 (35/150 points)
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 6/14 (80/415 points)
View the COMBOS page.
Master the Fire Flip.
Visit the links page.
View the intro movie.
Drink the mystery potion.
Shut down the UberBot.
Get your chainsaw on!
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Defeat the class president.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 2/21 (10/460 points)
Die without killing anyone... awkward...
Kill your first enemy!
Kill 100 enemies
Kill 10 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 10 Enemies using your shield
Kill 30 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 200 Enemies
Watch all the intro of the game without skipping it.
Kill 25 Enemies using your shield
Kill 300 Enemies
Kill 80 Enemies using your shield
Kill 400 Enemies
Kill 50 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 99 Enemies using your shield!
Kill 50 Enemies using your shield
Kill 500 Enemies
Kill all 666 enemies without dying.
Kill 600 Enemies! Haggr!
Kill Everyone!